>Q: Why do Ute football players have such small steering wheels in their cars?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q: Did you hear about the new Ute Honor Code System?
A: Yes, Your Honor, No Your Honor.
Q: Why do Utah players have “TGIF” written on their shoes?
A: “Toes Go In First.”
Q: Why can’t Utes dial 911?
A: They can’t find the eleven on the phone!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Ute fan with a pig?
A: Nothing. There’s some things a pig’s just not gonna do.
Q: How do you make a Ute football player laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What does the average Utah player get on his SAT?
hoping for more of this…
and less of this…