>From a letter to the editor in the Daily Universe, Friday Sept. 5th.
As the new school year commences,
we as BYU students have
a chance to leave our mark indefinitely
on BYU. As many of you
know, the Tanner Building has
undergone some major renovations
leaving us with the large, original
Tanner building and a new, “mini”
Tanner out front. I propose that we
as students begin referring to the
large building as the “Danny Tan-
ner” and the small building as the
“Michelle Tanner.” Think how it
would simplify life at BYU! Allow
me to illustrate:
Student 1: Hey where’s your next
Student 2: In the Tanner Building.
Student 1: Did you mean in the
old big one or the new little one?
Student 2: In the old big one.
Student 1: Oh, OK.
This becomes the following:
Student 1: Hey where’s your next class?
Student 2: In the Danny Tanner.
Student 1: Have mercy!
Student 2: Cut it out.
Student 1: How rude!
Truly revolutionary. I’m not quite
sure about a name for the new
parking structure, but right now I’m
thinking the “Kimmy Gibbler.” Are
you with me fellow students? Can I
get a “You got it, dude?”